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Post by AeroMess on Mar 23, 2006 0:20:36 GMT -5
Brian has driven into the hangar in the red Porsche given to him by Mimsy Borogroves......
Antonio: Driving an automobile like that is like making love to a ravishingly beautiful woman.
Brian: How?
Antonio: I've never done either one.
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Post by Brian Hackett on Mar 25, 2006 14:15:24 GMT -5
Brian - "Joe maybe I shouldn't go, I've already received."
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Post by AeroMess on Apr 6, 2006 2:16:27 GMT -5
This has probably already been posted, but there's too many pages for me to go check.
Casey meeting Roy's son for the first time: Hello, R-gay.
Roy: That's my gay son and his boyfriend. He's gay, too.
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Post by Brian Hackett on Apr 8, 2006 15:43:42 GMT -5
Lowell to Roy - "For what it's worth Roy I really dug your set."
After he played the drums and made Faye angry.
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Post by AeroMess on Apr 8, 2006 19:03:35 GMT -5
Reminded me of another one.....
Can't remember the exact quote, but after Lowell played the drums..
Lowell: How did it sound?
Faye: Loud and obnoxious!
Lowell: Good, then I did it right!
or something like that...
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Post by Brian Hackett on Apr 10, 2006 22:31:16 GMT -5
Can't remember if I posted this one or not but...here goes again if I did.
Lowell - "I can't tell you how many nights I spent hanging out at the Night & Castle wondering where all the great women were.
Brian - "Lowell, the Night & Castle is a gay hang out."
Lowell - "It is?! Well, that would explain all those messages from Steve."
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Post by AeroMess on Apr 10, 2006 23:50:08 GMT -5
Here is how that other quote I posted really goes:
Fay: (after she makes Lowell quit playing the drums) What were you doing?
Lowell: It was the drum solo from In a Gadda Da Vida. How did it sound?
Fay: Distracting, Irritating and brain numbingly loud!
Lowell: Yes! I nailed it!
I'm sure this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny:
Brian: Lowell, what would you rather do? Watch TV or have sex?
Lowell: Buy me dinner and the choice is yours!
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Post by Smitty on Apr 11, 2006 13:33:50 GMT -5
Roy - "Now I don't know who to bet on in this creampuff derby, cream or puff."
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Post by Brian Hackett on Apr 12, 2006 17:09:06 GMT -5
Brian - "I don't want to make a pencil holder out of an orange juice can."
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Post by Smitty on Apr 13, 2006 9:34:41 GMT -5
Brian - "I just feel like crashing this plane right into the ocean!"
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Post by AeroMess on Apr 13, 2006 15:52:23 GMT -5
Brian: (looking out of the window as he preparing to land the plane) OH, NO!
Passenger: What's wrong?
Brian: They closed the Pizza Hut!
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Post by Brian Hackett on Apr 14, 2006 8:32:01 GMT -5
Almost positive I have posted this one but I love it so much I am posting it again.
Asked by Casey why he (Brian) wastes so much of his life away by stayng inside and not trying new things.
Brian - "You're right I do do those things..............because I like it! (Slams his fist on the table)
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Post by Smitty on Apr 14, 2006 11:21:35 GMT -5
^ yeah that's one of my favorites too
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Post by AeroMess on Apr 14, 2006 15:19:34 GMT -5
Joe: What's that big round thing there? There's no whales in the pond.
Helen: OMG, it's me!
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Post by Brian Hackett on Apr 21, 2006 10:10:49 GMT -5
Brian - "Kyle Vain!!"
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