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Post by Smitty on May 4, 2006 10:56:12 GMT -5
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Post by Brian Hackett on May 5, 2006 23:50:11 GMT -5
Good stuff!!
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Post by Brian Hackett on May 10, 2006 9:23:18 GMT -5
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''
''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde.
''Do you have the container it comes in?''
''Yes!'' says the blonde, ''I will go and get it.''
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: ''To apply, push up bottom.''
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Post by AeroMess on May 10, 2006 13:25:41 GMT -5
That gave me a picture in my head I would really like to forget!
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Post by Nix on May 10, 2006 14:32:04 GMT -5
LMAO
You too?
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Post by AeroMess on Jun 6, 2006 21:43:56 GMT -5
Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to
step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first
woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on
a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly
man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first
woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long
eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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